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Mental Health

Wed Sep 2, 2009, 6:46 PM
Hello! Welcome to the mental health hotline

If you are Obsessive- Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co- dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a Manic- Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden name.

If you have post- traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 000.

If you have Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short- term memory loss please try again later

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are far too busy to talk to you so fuck off.

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Im really bored xD

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: All Nightmare Long - Metallica
  • Watching: Ranma 1/2 ^^

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Mexico
  • Interests: Music, Street Art, Literature, Movies
  • Favourite movie: Any Horror / Action /comedie movie
  • Favourite band or musician: HIM, Korn, Within Temptation, Mago de Oz
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock and Metal
  • Favourite artist: Kate Beckingsale, Kat Dennings
  • Favourite poet or writer: John Katzenbach
  • Operating System: Windows
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod touch
  • Favourite game: Prince of Persia For GC... Assassin's Creed
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360 - GC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Gir, Seras Victoria, Moka, Sagara Soske, Ranma... somany of them =P
  • Personal Quote: "Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier "

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:iconfallonknowles:
thanks for the watch, back at ya!
:iconjetblackhotelmirror:
Thanks for watching me!! :D
:iconpsikoshooter:
No Problem ^^

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"I entered the Abyss and never returned."

"Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies."
:iconpsikoshooter:
no problem ^^

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"I entered the Abyss and never returned."

"Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies."
:iconvalvaris:
Thanks for the fav! :3

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~*~ Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep ~*~
:iconpsikoshooter:
NO Problem ^^

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"I entered the Abyss and never returned."

"Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies."
:iconx0celestial:
Thanks for the fave. :)

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:blackrose:Why does it rain, rain, rain down on Utopia?
Why does it have to kill the idea of who we are?
Why does it rain, rain, rain down on Utopia?
How will the lights die down, telling us who we are?:blackrose:
:iconpsikoshooter:
No Problem ^^
U got some good stuff ^^

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"I entered the Abyss and never returned."

"Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies."
:iconlil-shadow-kitten:
thanks for the fave, i love your shots (:

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Watch mehh ;)

Heres my art account
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